okc: better than beloit and pullman

I want to hug Kyle Weaver. Somebody's got to get them out of Edmond though.

dear Trail Blazers management

I'm no Puritan, but I'm pretty sure that fetishizing high school girls by outfitting your dance team in Catholic School uniforms is inappropriate.

Full disclosure: I'm opposed to dance teams in all outfits.

smells like thunder

We start with bison. More tangible than the sound of lightning, the bison is an appropriate pre-modern expression of post-industrial anxiety in Oklahoma. My sister was hoping for a lightning-bolt hurling Zeus figure. Not in Christ City.

Now for a new logo.